Earth's Next Balance Patch

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  • Published: 30 October 2018
  • Some might call it a hotfix

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  • grayson hellyer
    grayson hellyer  3 hours back

    Lol inb4 human mains control the weather

    • Viedra Lavinova
      Viedra Lavinova  10 hours back

      But humans already have developed the special technique of atmospheric engineering. Nikola Tesla was the one that development the initial groundwork. It is just being censored from the rest of us because the amount of power it gives over others.

      • Aragiss
        Aragiss  11 hours back

        0:18 So Outside is a Blizzard game?!

        • Xander Hebert
          Xander Hebert  13 hours back

          You say we can’t fight weather, but I bet in like 20 years we will figure it out

          • Astin Cole
            Astin Cole  14 hours back

            RIP Amohibians

            • Bluefroggy
              Bluefroggy  18 hours back

              The humans intelligence stat is slowly declining that’s why they didn’t nerf it

              • Absolute Glamour
                Absolute Glamour  21 hours back

                0:21 “Olimar’s helmet now cracks when he takes damage”

                tf?

                • Helmic
                  Helmic  1 days back

                  The devs really shouldn't have let humans start contributing to patches, they're going to fuck over the game for everyone. Human mains should probably stop griefing every server they're on and start helping other players in the community, because if the devs don't see their presence as an asset they're going to get banned.


                  Unfortunately, the top human mains managed to utterly control the entire in-game economy, so it's really a case of a few ruining everything for the entire playerbase. These toxic players jsut grief everyone, including other human mains, by withholding vital resources and using their influence on the in-game economy to basically write the patch notes themselves, handing out massive nerfs so that they can use bots to farm more gold a little bit more effectively. The best counter is probably other human mains banding together to completely phase out the in-game economy, rendering the wealth of capitalist griefers irrelevant and forcing the devs to listen to people who really care about the game as a whole.

                  • Gustav Brillowski
                    Gustav Brillowski  2 days back

                    If you are a human main hahhaha
                    Anyone her who is not?

                    • { Asijif }
                      { Asijif }  2 days back

                      Oh shit oh fuck, splatoon lore is coming into intuition
                      *Cephalopods are getting smarter*

                      • Toxic Narwhals
                        Toxic Narwhals  3 days back

                        I personally think that the Grolar bear build will gain more players soon

                        • Lifes Weirdest Moments Why Does the Exist?

                          I always hate when its the summer patch because cockroaches go into our houses more.

                          • Savage Clips
                            Savage Clips  3 days back

                            Can you do plants aswell? They are living right?

                            • Frijj
                              Frijj  3 days back

                              Seriously? No one mentioning how cute that polar/grizzly bear mix was?

                              • Gabriel Maia
                                Gabriel Maia  3 days back

                                New patch sucks overall, but hey, at least I'll be eating more takoyaki...

                                • Lachlan Lord of All Things Crispy

                                  Still think that this “climate change” event is just made up by other human players to get hype for their different game styles

                                  • DuoFaceGaming
                                    DuoFaceGaming  3 days back

                                    Cephalopods?
                                    Buffed by the next patch, while humans are in big trouble?

                                    Splatoon clone confirmed

                                    • HuMaNise34
                                      HuMaNise34  3 days back

                                      This patch will never fix the bs called the bobit worm.
                                      I personally call it "Hell's nope rope".
                                      I was once a lionfish main thinking my venom will prevail........Much lol nope. Here is the bobit worms kill cam. https://youtu.be/3H4J5QDQeA4

                                      • Erik Manuel Hernandez Mondragon

                                        do a human tierlist

                                        • Mexican JoJo
                                          Mexican JoJo  3 days back

                                          Time to go harass the devs on the forums boys

                                          • TabbyclawProductions
                                            TabbyclawProductions  4 days back

                                            Me about to watch video: _please no buffed spiders please no buffed spiders please no buffed spiders_

                                            • Cheybat
                                              Cheybat  4 days back

                                              Animals don't deserve what we did to their planet

                                              • Cheybat
                                                Cheybat  4 days back

                                                The only benefit of climate change is Grolar Bears, those things are so cool

                                                • csec95
                                                  csec95  4 days back

                                                  This patch is a pretty bad nerf attempt on humans, they literally just need to stop pumping carbon into the air and the nerf is negated. Also it will take like 100 years for the patch to fully update, by then the meta will have changed again! ugh, what a useless patch.

                                                  • Sullivan 123
                                                    Sullivan 123  4 days back

                                                    As Yeti I do not support this patch

                                                    • Gerald Imhof
                                                      Gerald Imhof  4 days back

                                                      Talk about how humans are the first players to directly influence the next patch

                                                      • Connor Todd
                                                        Connor Todd  4 days back

                                                        I fucking love this community

                                                        • All_That_Chaz
                                                          All_That_Chaz  4 days back

                                                          Pretty bold of you to say that the human's intellect stat hasn't been nerfed in the last 40 years given the trajectory of our civilization.

                                                          • ThePizzaEater1000
                                                            ThePizzaEater1000  4 days back

                                                            I'm pretty sure its more of the tech tree that showcases some lower limitations of a max INT stat. Human mains seem to really like spreading those around.

                                                        • Meme Machine
                                                          Meme Machine  4 days back

                                                          Well at least these won't take effect for at least a decade

                                                          • Dominican Frankster
                                                            Dominican Frankster  4 days back

                                                            Sapiens needs an entire rework, not a slight debuff. 3.1.8 will take care of that though, me thinks.

                                                            • Mr.FuhrerAndGas
                                                              Mr.FuhrerAndGas  4 days back

                                                              As a Greenland shark main, this balance patch is quite worrying.

                                                              • MrMhtmht
                                                                MrMhtmht  4 days back

                                                                Btw the humans are carrying the new large tropical tick from africa to europe. So the negroid humans are trying to attack the eurasian server not only by rape and murder, but also by bringing in new parasites and diseases

                                                                • Shadow Bonnie
                                                                  Shadow Bonnie  5 days back

                                                                  So my stealth-snake build is going to be nerfed?
                                                                  As long as there's still trees, I'm waiting to strike your neck.

                                                                  • III II III I
                                                                    III II III I  6 days back

                                                                    I do like seafood.

                                                                    • Random Stuff
                                                                      Random Stuff  6 days back

                                                                      Can't wait for the next update in a few million years

                                                                      • literally Melvin
                                                                        literally Melvin  7 days back

                                                                        Maining human was a good choice since the playstyle suits me very well and it is also the best build in tbe game, even in this patch.

                                                                        • Eli 101
                                                                          Eli 101  7 days back

                                                                          The seas are rising because of humans not "the devs"

                                                                          • theCrazyJohn11
                                                                            theCrazyJohn11  7 days back

                                                                            We’re gonna die.

                                                                            • Yare Yare
                                                                              Yare Yare  1 weeks back

                                                                              thats an Aircraft carrier, not a battleship. both are warships

                                                                              • Carson Watterson
                                                                                Carson Watterson  1 weeks back

                                                                                This game doesnt let you disconnect

                                                                                • Mr.Doge-a-lot 1
                                                                                  Mr.Doge-a-lot 1  1 weeks back

                                                                                  As a human main in the Florida server, I’m scared.

                                                                                  • Dante Clark
                                                                                    Dante Clark  1 weeks back

                                                                                    Octopus mains rise up!

                                                                                    • Josh Strickland
                                                                                      Josh Strickland  1 weeks back

                                                                                      What’s the outro song and where do I know it from

                                                                                      • ismail köylücü
                                                                                        ismail köylücü  1 weeks back

                                                                                        Considering there is a growing community of flat earthers and a looot of people doing dumb stuff all around the world,are we sure human intelligence stat wasnt nerfed?

                                                                                        • CyberdelicXP
                                                                                          CyberdelicXP  1 weeks back

                                                                                          Humans greatest weakness: too much PvP, has turned to team killing.

                                                                                          • Max Finazzo
                                                                                            Max Finazzo  1 weeks back

                                                                                            The human players seem to be working to crash some of the servers

                                                                                            • Hunterowl17 5
                                                                                              Hunterowl17 5  1 weeks back

                                                                                              Man Mike just cannot seem to choose one class or he keeps killing his group.

                                                                                              • Sean Cho
                                                                                                Sean Cho  1 weeks back

                                                                                                You should get a game coder and make a actual game about real animals with real world events