Junk Food Confessions

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  • Published: 21 March 2013
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    This video is so real life, let me tell you my sweet angel mouse. First of all, my underwear is legit getting too tight, does that ever happen to you? Like you put it on and you're like, wait what the fuck my butt. And so then you walk over to your mirror and look at your butt and you're all like, who's fucking butt is that? Is that my butt? Is that really what my butt looks like? You're kidding. Oh my god what have I done!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!? NOOOOOOOOO. And then you sit in a corner for a minute and cry and feel bad, but then you get hungry so you go to Wendys and get some french fries and chili but then you also pass a Taco Bell on your way home so you get like 5 Doritos Locos Tacos but then you need to get some because your dogs like them too so you get a couple extra, then as you're driving and getting excited about being a gluttonous piece of shit you pass a McDonalds so you're like, a McFlurry isn't gonna kill me, so you stop and get one of those but then Burger King is right next to it and you know what's delicious, Whoppers, so you get one of those and then by the time you get to your house you have so much food in your hands you have to like carry some of it with your face and just hope that no one sees you on your way in so they can stand there and judge you with all the food you are about to put in your body. Then you get into your house and eat it all like you give a fuck. Like shovel it into your face. Then you remember why your butt looks the way that it looks and feel bad, but then after a couple of hours you get hungry again so you get some cookies and take them to the face. Guys please don't make me feel weird, please tell me this happens to you. I've even made my dogs fat. I took them to the dog park the other day and I got all excited because there were 2 other Italian Greyhounds there and they were so cute and I was like, Kermit look at the other Kermits those are your peoples you are going to have so much fun! And then when they were all sniffing each other they looked all like sleek and skinny like greyhounds are supposed to look and Kermit looked, ahem, well fed. I'm like that lady in that documentary about monkeys where she would sit them in their little high chairs and feed them people food like spaghetti and shit until the monkey doctor told her she was giving them diabetes and was all like, excuse you miss lady but did you know that monkeys only eat fruit in the jungle and not spaghetti? And she was all like, whhaaaaa but they love it so much we eat every meal together, and she was pretty fat too so you know she eats like 50 meals a day consisting of nothing but feelings and they showed clips of her sitting at the dinner table with her monkeys and they're like slamming their hands on the table and throwing shit and making monkey noises when she put a plate of fruit in front of them like, WHERE THE FUCK IS OUR SPAGHETTI WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT WE ARE MONKEYSSSSSS!!!!! And she just got all sad and gave in and dumped her whole plate of spaghetti onto their plates and then they were happy but where also throwing it at her like abusive little brat children that never grow up to be contributing members of society. I'm that lady. I have become her. And then not only are my dogs the monkeys but my underwear is too tight. It's also getting nice outside and I feel like I have a dimple in my butt that wasn't there before and I just look all soft and squishy like I never work out because that's actually pretty accurate as to how I'm choosing to live my life right now. Then I get sad again and then I feed my face hole delicious food and then give it to my monkey dogs because they are throwing their monkey dog hands in the air and crying and throwing a fit about their spaghetti. What have I become. This is by far the saddest description I have ever written in a video. The North Face is actually the South Face and we are upside down. Armadillos sit on pillows under the willows we should kill those.

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Comments • 35 705

  • Murt
    Murt  4 weeks back

    Thats why she got so chub

  • maria m
    maria m  1 months back

    Wow she really was a diferent person back than.

    • Stellar Chaos
      Stellar Chaos  1 months back

      Kept wondering where my eggs were going now I know why I dont have any eggs.

      • Julia Messina
        Julia Messina  1 months back

        I watch this video once a year when im getting chubby haha

        • it’s puppetry
          it’s puppetry  2 months back

          Most relatable thing ever

          • AF_1892
            AF_1892  2 months back

            Jenna I love you, but nobody gets fat eating meat, veggies amd dairy. So many carbs this video needs a may cause diabetes warning.

            • Alyssa Grasso
              Alyssa Grasso  2 months back

              The only hot celebrity who is good for my self-esteem and body issues.

              • Presley Grace
                Presley Grace  2 months back

                Me eating cake while watching this 😂😂😂

                • Dora Sečić
                  Dora Sečić  3 months back

                  I read the title DRUNK food confessions hahah

                  • Chrisie Wood-Hopps
                    Chrisie Wood-Hopps  3 months back

                    I tried weed once, ate 7 burritos, an entire tub of icecream and entire daim cake... I almost died from food overload

                    • Stephanie Weeks
                      Stephanie Weeks  3 months back

                      Post-breakup Jenna's food habits are mine on the reg

                      • Shelby Breitnauer
                        Shelby Breitnauer  3 months back

                        That’s it. I’m starting a water fast

                        • B Macintire96
                          B Macintire96  3 months back

                          I laughed way too hard at this...... I love you.....I really needed this

                          • Lauren Talbert
                            Lauren Talbert  3 months back

                            I love the dog videos but this is still my favorite one you’ve done (after all these years) so relatable

                            • veronika brien
                              veronika brien  4 months back

                              before watching this i had two mini cakes like the 50 cent ones from walmart then while watching got out a carton of ice cream and a spoon just started eating it i’m really unhealthy

                              • TrashSthetic Season
                                TrashSthetic Season  4 months back

                                I come to this video whenever I feel bad about my body. Also “...because blue cheese makes my boobs bigger. You know what else blue cheese makes bigger? MY EVERYTHING”has been my go to quote since sixth grade.

                                • Melina
                                  Melina  4 months back

                                  I WANT MORE VIDEOS LIKE THISSSSS

                                  • Kimberly Pierce
                                    Kimberly Pierce  4 months back

                                    I’ve been known to eat the whole container of
                                    Chocolate chip cookies with milk in one sitting! gaaah who does that?

                                    • Lauren Riley
                                      Lauren Riley  4 months back

                                      I specifically came back to this video because I needed to hear that sometimes this shit happens. Thanks, Jenna. ❤️

                                      • Luis Ramirez
                                        Luis Ramirez  5 months back

                                        3:00 what did i do ..KEPT EATING IT!!! I do all of this

                                        • MyNameIsCords
                                          MyNameIsCords  5 months back

                                          Yeah but what if you have an outer fat kid

                                          • My Chemical Misery
                                            My Chemical Misery  5 months back

                                            one day before mar 22nd

                                            • FrugleBugle Oogle
                                              FrugleBugle Oogle  5 months back

                                              Relax, that just makes u a regular true American. We overeat to the point of gluttony. It's part of our time honored tradition like Christmas or Easter :P (Have u noticed every American holliday involves us scarfing down lots of food? And today 1 hamburger patty isn't enough for us. No, we must have the double w/ bacon, cheese, chicken, and ranch all over it.) And we're quite skinny for Americans. By the year 2020 we probably will be considered anorexic or health freaks by country by default simply by not weighing 500 lbs XD

                                              • crazynirvanalover
                                                crazynirvanalover  6 months back

                                                One time I went into McDonald’s and the server said “hey I recognise you from last night”

                                                • Josey Rodriguez
                                                  Josey Rodriguez  6 months back

                                                  You mean my outer fat kid

                                                  • VANTZ BIONDO
                                                    VANTZ BIONDO  6 months back

                                                    😁😳😏 oh god.👌 then 😁👌👋

                                                    • VANTZ BIONDO
                                                      VANTZ BIONDO  6 months back

                                                      Hay . In up for junk food.. I'm depressed and .. MY x. Is a witch.. thinking out loud again.😏☝️ sorry what did u say?

                                                      • Achak
                                                        Achak  6 months back

                                                        I love vienna sausages. I ate three cans. I ended up in the hospital because of it. Not kidding. The water retention ended up being around my throat an on my back. So I couldn't breathe. I had consumed 6000 mgs of sodium. in one day. and for the next few days barely drank, just ate cookies and shiz. They said if I had enough sodium I could go into a coma. So.. uhhh... yea.

                                                        • WindyMountain96
                                                          WindyMountain96  6 months back

                                                          And now she's a 30 year old gluten free vegan with three dogs (who are still fat), an Aries boyfriend, and a house of her very own. Everyone has these times in their life, it will get better :)

                                                          • Isabel Phillips
                                                            Isabel Phillips  7 months back

                                                            I ate a half box of Oreos and an entire thing of mozzarella sticks while stoned because I was too busy to eat all day and then voila. Not one vegetable.

                                                            • dazzleglam95
                                                              dazzleglam95  7 months back

                                                              Ahhh memories ❤️

                                                              • Perfect Disaster
                                                                Perfect Disaster  7 months back

                                                                One of my favourite things about your videos is reading your long ass random descriptions!

                                                                • Samantha Evans
                                                                  Samantha Evans  7 months back

                                                                  I’m like 25 pounds overweight right now and I do care, but at least I don’t eat like a fat kid. I just don’t move like a healthy kid. I need to run moar!!!!!!!!!

                                                                  • Samantha Evans
                                                                    Samantha Evans  7 months back

                                                                    Also, how in the world did you manage to go vegan after this? That’s insane, and I applaud you.

                                                                • theonly alice
                                                                  theonly alice  7 months back

                                                                  I'm lying in bed at 8pm eating dry cereal from the packet spilling it all over my bed by the fistful.
                                                                  I am ashamed

                                                                  • V Saldana
                                                                    V Saldana  7 months back

                                                                    tell me why the ad before the video has Max in it....youtube your cold asf

                                                                    • SaySay Lona
                                                                      SaySay Lona  7 months back

                                                                      And now she’s vegan

                                                                      • Cal I
                                                                        Cal I  8 months back

                                                                        I got into a habit of eating like this in middle and high school, because both my appetite and metabolism were high enough that I'd just maintain. Now that I've started college, I still have the appetite of high school me but not the metabolism anymore. Life sucks sometimes.

                                                                        • Jesse Dorran
                                                                          Jesse Dorran  8 months back

                                                                          She was 2008 meth hot

                                                                          • Spirit and Voice
                                                                            Spirit and Voice  8 months back

                                                                            I've been drinking some kind of Diet Pepsi every day for a few days now. 12 ounces. 24. 26. 44. A liter. Two fucking liters. Couple that with donuts and you get just wanting to vomit. But do I still do it? Yep. Not to mention I eat literally everything in my house. eave me alone and there will be no food left.

                                                                            • Onyx Rose
                                                                              Onyx Rose  8 months back

                                                                              i thought you were vegan???

                                                                              • BeccaSlays
                                                                                BeccaSlays  8 months back

                                                                                Not even a minute into the video I want to got a quart of ice cream out of the freezer and when she said to start lifting something heavy I started lifting the spoon that was piled to the brim with ice cream into my mouth instead of lifting weights because weights are stupid.

                                                                                • Leen Alf
                                                                                  Leen Alf  8 months back

                                                                                  I ate a full pizza by myself just yesterday and i had a full mac meal afterward and now i lost count of what i ate today alone

                                                                                  • Claire Oddo
                                                                                    Claire Oddo  9 months back

                                                                                    My inner fat kid always wants fucking donuts. But donuts make me REALLY SICK. But my body is an asshole

                                                                                    • Alexandria Charron
                                                                                      Alexandria Charron  9 months back

                                                                                      I ordered Japanese food and it was wayyyy to much food so I ate it until I was full then I got hungry again 2 hrs from then and I ate all the rest of it.

                                                                                      • Michael Kim
                                                                                        Michael Kim  9 months back

                                                                                        I don't eat the popcorn I *EAT T H E P O P C O R N.*

                                                                                        • jacki3
                                                                                          jacki3  9 months back

                                                                                          I confess that I can control my eating during the day but at night it's like a restaurant on my bed

                                                                                          • ewwitseli :p
                                                                                            ewwitseli :p  10 months back

                                                                                            I'm eating cookies while watching them and lifting them into my mouth ✌️✌️

                                                                                            • misstanishamathers98
                                                                                              misstanishamathers98  10 months back

                                                                                              Ordered a Kinder Bueno Milkshake whilst watching this 👍🏽