Meanwhile... Queen Elizabeth's Swanky Escape Plan

  • Published: 09 February 2019
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  • Remy Jones
    Remy Jones  19 hours back

    After doing zero research, I can conclude that Jay Z and Beyonce were the billionaire innquestion.

    • William Maurice
      William Maurice  4 days back

      How is Delta still in business?

      • James Hubbell
        James Hubbell  5 days back


        • Pegasus
          Pegasus  5 days back

          Do not feel obligated to the British enterprise. The British plundered and murdered nearly a quarter of the world for their own profit, let's not pass it off as the age of enlightenment?

          • Ivone de Figueiredo
            Ivone de Figueiredo  5 days back

            Pointillism! Good one.

            • James Smithe
              James Smithe  6 days back

              So when CBS blanks out his finger, do they think no one can figure out what he's doing?

              • hawkeye5955
                hawkeye5955  6 days back

                From airborne sexual harassment to a sausage themed hotel in Germany. lol

                • Mark Dowse
                  Mark Dowse  6 days back

                  First World problems............

                  • Cheers Queers
                    Cheers Queers  6 days back

                    Killing it with the accents in this video😂😂

                    • COLOURED LIONESS
                      COLOURED LIONESS  6 days back

                      Dont you just Love him?!?!? 😍😘

                      • Em Boy
                        Em Boy  6 days back

                        She's an old wrinkled funky white honky or should I say cave-dwelling caviar eating cracker

                        • junglechick13
                          junglechick13  7 days back

                          I'm not sure who's more funny, Stephens' writers or you punsters in the comment section!

                          • Caf3in3
                            Caf3in3  7 days back

                            she's still alive ? she was old when i was a child and im 40

                            • superhavi
                              superhavi  7 days back

                              4:30 I know he said "Knackwurst" but I understood "Nacktwurst" (nude sausage). Well, I really don't want to pet your nude sausage!

                              • Cs Mitchell
                                Cs Mitchell  1 weeks back

                                Combine the Sausage Hotel concept with the Airline hookup concept and see where that story goes....

                                • Dana Bennett
                                  Dana Bennett  1 weeks back

                                  That so-called picture of Jean-Michel Basquiat? He died at age 28 (not 54!!!) in 1988!!! Geez, Stephen, wake up your producer!

                                  • misium
                                    misium  1 weeks back

                                    Plane crush! Ha. Really? Nobody sees it?
                                    Crush? Crash?

                                    • Lela Kovarik
                                      Lela Kovarik  1 weeks back

                                      I know how to restore paintings.

                                      • Monique Ruriha
                                        Monique Ruriha  1 weeks back

                                        Focus in the Hugh successful USA President in Texas talk talk about the successful as always our President has in everything that he does, like soon your stupid and garbage show will be DOWN

                                        • Adrian Goldsmith
                                          Adrian Goldsmith  1 weeks back

                                          Uou cxxx

                                          • Ph@tMantv
                                            Ph@tMantv  1 weeks back

                                            I would love to see those filthy inbreeding child molesting greedy crooked royals get chased out of Britian TARRED and feathered.

                                            • Vi W
                                              Vi W  1 weeks back

                                              As a Brit, I'm fed up of Brexit which is a travesty and the over 65s who voted it in put us in this positiin. As for the so called "royals", they can take a cruise off the planet and go to Pluto and rule there because I despise the concept of "royalty".

                                              • Jemppu
                                                Jemppu  1 weeks back

                                                I'm watching this over and over: Stephens impressions are so DELICIOUS!

                                                • HENRY THE RC CAR
                                                  HENRY THE RC CAR  1 weeks back

                                                  👂 👈 🤔

                                                  • Reverend Howl
                                                    Reverend Howl  1 weeks back

                                                    England can keep her, she probably wouldn't be welcome in an independant Scotland, independant but equal IN the EU.

                                                    • Sunny
                                                      Sunny  1 weeks back

                                                      As a german I am actually surprised there wasn't a sausage themed hotel before...

                                                      • Queen Duncan Donut Of Scots


                                                        • Burnell Browne
                                                          Burnell Browne  1 weeks back

                                                          at least ENGLAND doesn't have trump helping out?

                                                          • Julian Porter
                                                            Julian Porter  1 weeks back

                                                            It’s tough sharing your country with 52% of racist morons .......

                                                            • jcllings
                                                              jcllings  1 weeks back

                                                              I'm waiting for this communist to say something funny. Still waiting...

                                                              • George Chiqovani
                                                                George Chiqovani  1 weeks back

                                                                OMG a video laden with accents :D me liky

                                                                • pkunkbwok
                                                                  pkunkbwok  1 weeks back

                                                                  your MOTHER'S a sausage hotel!

                                                                  • DoctorWeeTodd
                                                                    DoctorWeeTodd  1 weeks back

                                                                    My Uncle met his wife when they were seated next to each other on a plane the first time they entered the United States.

                                                                    • DoctorWeeTodd
                                                                      DoctorWeeTodd  7 days back

                                                                      +Cs Mitchell Ha. I wish I was that clever. No they were immigrating to America.

                                                                    • Cs Mitchell
                                                                      Cs Mitchell  1 weeks back

                                                                      "entered the United States" that a euphamism?

                                                                  • Rae Lynn
                                                                    Rae Lynn  1 weeks back

                                                                    My son and I are so addicted to the MEANWHILE, that we've started to use the word every time was want to talk about something that's not politics. Thank you Stephen for giving us even more to talk about!

                                                                    • January Baby
                                                                      January Baby  1 weeks back

                                                                      So guys arent allowed to write their phone numbers on a napkin and give it to a girl now? That's deemed sexual harassment? Howabout everyone who thinks that's sexual harassment goes and lives in their own little country and the rest of us can live in the real world where people are allowed to have fun, take risks and laugh it all off.

                                                                      • Jean Roch
                                                                        Jean Roch  1 weeks back

                                                                        That was one crazy ass segment ! Some days it feels like we're living in a Mel Brooks movie 🤣

                                                                        • Pyro gaming
                                                                          Pyro gaming  1 weeks back

                                                                          Meanwhile we still have a queen in 2019 I thought we drooped the idea like 300 years ago.

                                                                          • Daemoncles RatHeir
                                                                            Daemoncles RatHeir  1 weeks back

                                                                            In a Hole in the Ground There Lived a Hobbit and His Triumphant Chariot of Antimony:
                                                                            "Boulli, fowl, and cheese, all around. Bring a bottle Bordeaux and leave it parked and napkins for our collars. For the "Not-Nows," the crestfallen of a name and no insignia, to the Big Energy and the U.S.A...Usher forth the maths and sciences, where etiquette is a parchment! These attainers are old by centuries. Heap on a double helping and also make it an espresso to go" Why suffer a painful etiquette, a burden of great responsibility, and a neverending light of another's or all eyes in one's privacy when it can be left to those who would take them? If there is no need there is no game, and if there is no game there in no need. It is one thing to own valuable information and another to have to enforce with it or apply it in need.

                                                                            • rpbsjy
                                                                              rpbsjy  1 weeks back

                                                                              News flash: they sold the Royal Yacht Britannia a long time ago to 'save money'...

                                                                              • EbbWeaver
                                                                                EbbWeaver  1 weeks back

                                                                                Man it's pretty easy to tear down something you don't have a better answer for. I think the plane idea is funny. Let's not think about how much more we're stuck in our own world and how much our generations are having a hard time meeting people. He doesn't get it because he's an old piece of Liberal trash bandwagoning any idea he can tear down for attention. What a terrible person this guy is.

                                                                                • Chase
                                                                                  Chase  1 weeks back

                                                                                  I wish I had the money to buy a vegan I know a round trip to stay at this hotel!

                                                                                  • Liana Lanteigne
                                                                                    Liana Lanteigne  1 weeks back

                                                                                    I’m good staying out of that hotel… I’m vegetarian

                                                                                    • Michele
                                                                                      Michele  1 weeks back

                                                                                      Elizabeth is badass! She will be ok. 💛🤜

                                                                                      • calkinsb0713
                                                                                        calkinsb0713  1 weeks back


                                                                                        • Jeroen Tel
                                                                                          Jeroen Tel  1 weeks back

                                                                                          @ 4:30

                                                                                          It was bound to be! Haha! XD

                                                                                          • Jeroen Tel
                                                                                            Jeroen Tel  1 weeks back

                                                                                            There will be no Brexit, but if it somehow would happen, the escape plan at least saves some art! Don't under-estimate the Tudors... meanwhile... ;-)

                                                                                            Let "them" ride the waves!

                                                                                            IF it would happen, which is quickly becoming very doubtful, now, given the general opinion of the British (among whom I have many friend in all the classes they possess)... She is never in a hurry, nor should she! With her track-record it's not quite nice to make fun of HER... Make more fun of her off-spring; That would be way more appropriate and I'm sure she would laugh about it, too, because she really *was* active in the 2nd World War against a true oppressor, Hitler. Just like the one you fight so well against with your absolute cunning wit and knowledge, Sir Colbert!

                                                                                            Please don't compare her to ... let's just say "that!"... She has her good place in the world and she eats her dinner from Tupperware boxes (not kidding) <--- Although prepared by exquisite chefs!

                                                                                            I'm just Tel-ling you what I know, from the inside out and not from the outside in.

                                                                                            Take it easy on her, please... she deserves a rest!

                                                                                            Spoken with love,

                                                                                            // Jeroen

                                                                                            PS Damn, do I love your show! <3 And, normally, "meanwhile" is the most funny one! Now I just feel I have to hold a hand above this lady's head! I bet she watches your show, from a distance, with respect. I'm not kidding! =)

                                                                                            PS 2 Maybe I'm talking before my turn and she was already laughing hard about your item. Just had to speak up. =)

                                                                                            • George Catlin
                                                                                              George Catlin  1 weeks back

                                                                                              the queen is evil

                                                                                              • I Created An Account For This

                                                                                                It's clear the Coke marketing people who came up with that stupid campaign have never flown economy.