Meanwhile... Queen Elizabeth's Swanky Escape Plan

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  • Published: 09 February 2019
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  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙  5 days back

    鸽子覚得,卷髮王族應該加入反三合会,反共济会,反帝霸主意,反馬克主意,反白色恐怖主意,反蓝色恐怖主意,,,。
    然後追查修女依莎貝主兇众,,,??。其實古前卷髮是惡人,而且很多謊言迷惑万物以及动物,动物看見卷髮説法,大多抱头逃亡,然後囗张開抽脛抖动後死亡,口吐白泡沫,,,??。
    而且说—些修者众壞壞,但,,,教皇教宗众还是懐念旧众,卷髮和同胞男女,,,电椅,??,但,,,鸽子有先说过,不貞不孝无修者众心,,,??。
    跟你们说个很厳肅的敲敲話喔,,,。
    最先有銀行通火車,才一元喔??,比肯得雞还便宜的首創喔,而且大多都在喷水,比不上小費,街上也少有大鈔,而且善良好女性不多了,,,??。
    对了,請问,是鋼铁人不爱他爹了,欲換東土说客商官众,不孝哪,不貞不孝丫,天哪,大不孝丫,就形成跨父说客分身而棄掉夸克父??,还是泡咩忘父母,公司也失去??,總規一論,東土知技術要奌重奌简易化,大衆做得出做的到,还是像最後購物多代後,再簽科技建设电廠,室内太阳能転換,再四处打电话洽谈,,,看多了,省省吧,跨父言論追夸克父,会不会夸克父被说客群挤退後,说客官众洽商机,,,??。
    为什麽夸克父有事,東土还搞乱鸽子思緒,乱謅—堆??,是要取代成说客官众否,,,??。
    天哪,鋼铁群不孝哪,不卫不孝哪,不要他爹了,,,??。
    鸽子心停平板了,天哪,喔,麥,嘎,,,??,鸽子还想帮助隨时可吸波充心电能丫??,不孝丫?,下次夸克父構图心电能通下盘鳥鳥好了,直接电流失,,,天哪,大涅不孝丫??。
    唉,所以最先助最没價值,當然一切先論也是述说後,—文不值,但,,,对聖修众可是最殘酷的貞實言,对—切金權没差,,,??。
    哈哈,才一元,还好孫哥哥一佰,袁鄧毛可是有上兆元一張,夾在中間数字福蘭伪鈔多,,,才—元,对了,喷水池可以拿取嗎?,鸽子買金庫会快些,然後再存,存後再買金庫保险,然後再存,然後買地把金庫藏在地下,然後再存,然後買电子保险鎖,然後交致友保標幫開鎖数幣,点数後鎖上,,,?,因为,爪和翅啄嘴尖,不会開鎖,,,??,为什麼挾来邪地邪教处,,,??,对了,是不是基督长佬考驗鸽膽??,以前有義舉男女丫,都死了奶,,,?,为什麼挾来這儿丫?,逼論又作不出,还是用買賣的田僑仔習慣,,,丫??。
    鸽子都説好話唷,但,好人不多,壞人多???,怎麽辨???,不如,,,壞人多,,,,,,,。
    咦,叔叔,,,你,的,头,髮,,,怎,麼,有,,,,,白,头,髮??,会不会是,被咩群气急了??,選哪个咩好,,,??。史帝芬錫哥哥,在矛盾国一部电影内,多重人格案,从尸血少移尸,到海滩烤剩腿,一直到毒品,海軍盗,种族歧視还是很重吧,太阳室内聖诞科技组,,,就说拜科技太阳科学人众就好了,何必多种族又累人,,,?,探親飞到惡夢矛盾国,立馬惨亡又移尸加責枉,,,?至今久矣,还要麥克傑克演唱出旧史,,,??,,,。
    美深署己脈缺体,怎麽察查,,,??,算了唄,修气洗髓重要,,,。
    唉,天哪,天造涅,,,丫,??,不知是哪天???。

    • Ian Brannan
      Ian Brannan  1 weeks back

      I hear the Hotel is the Wurst

      • Baby Boto
        Baby Boto  2 weeks back

        It’s not a castle it’s a palace but yeah, they’re still parasites upon the U.K. tax payer.

        • Alex Ninjas
          Alex Ninjas  3 weeks back

          How she reacted when trump visited...epic. that woman is a legend

          • Miguel Perez
            Miguel Perez  3 weeks back

            Steven can do a really good posh accent

            • Peter Russo
              Peter Russo  3 weeks back

              First sausage themed hotel? There’s a gay love hotel down the street that would like to have a word with you.

              • KVV4U7Z7R37SCHK3
                KVV4U7Z7R37SCHK3  4 weeks back

                Very impressive accents btw!

                • Duribethin
                  Duribethin  4 weeks back

                  Anyone else get a Metamucil ad during the queen's evacuation segment?

                  • Robert Ric
                    Robert Ric  4 weeks back

                    I think hater just click on the video dislike and move on without watching it! This was funny!

                    • Sarah Kerrigan
                      Sarah Kerrigan  1 months back

                      was not expecting that meanwhile. sausage hotel sounds like a really bad friday night.

                      • TheRealHiboman
                        TheRealHiboman  1 months back

                        There’s our favorite Sondheim fan!

                        • NoName James
                          NoName James  1 months back

                          ...knockwurst?

                          • Solariis TrippleEight
                            Solariis TrippleEight  1 months back

                            he should be wearing a purple suit

                            • Amelia Garcia
                              Amelia Garcia  1 months back

                              Why does "the helps" name gotta be Maria? You know they don't have Latinos working in the Castle. Well...maybe in the kitchen 😂🤣😃

                              • Eun Zhang
                                Eun Zhang  1 months back

                                THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST MEANWHILEs

                                • Deborah Hoffman
                                  Deborah Hoffman  1 months back

                                  The Queen should plan her escape on the X-wing fighter. Better plan.

                                  • hobbicles28
                                    hobbicles28  2 months back

                                    Hey Claus Böbel, Is that a hotel?
                                    No, it’s a literal sausage party.
                                    Lol
                                    Haha
                                    Heehee
                                    Uh huh.

                                    • Alexis Williams
                                      Alexis Williams  2 months back

                                      I could watch an entire segment of Stephen doing posh British accents.
                                      SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

                                      • robin2012ism
                                        robin2012ism  2 months back

                                        Yay for the art history joke.

                                        • Pat VelVet
                                          Pat VelVet  2 months back

                                          Escape by yacht? 😁🤦‍♀️ the accent is so cute 😊

                                          • Adeena Adam
                                            Adeena Adam  2 months back

                                            Of course, the Royal Family should escape first... why do they care about civilians in the country!

                                            • Jebooty
                                              Jebooty  2 months back

                                              Jesus christ the queen is still alive

                                              • bisquitnspanky
                                                bisquitnspanky  2 months back

                                                Jean-Michel Basquiat would love to hear about kids throwing cereal on his work!!! They should have left the cereal on there 😃

                                                • Irodoku Puzzle
                                                  Irodoku Puzzle  2 months back

                                                  1333333 views!

                                                  • XX 24
                                                    XX 24  2 months back

                                                    R.i.p

                                                    • Remy Jones
                                                      Remy Jones  2 months back

                                                      After doing zero research, I can conclude that Jay Z and Beyonce were the billionaire innquestion.

                                                      • William Maurice
                                                        William Maurice  2 months back

                                                        How is Delta still in business?

                                                        • James Hubbell
                                                          James Hubbell  2 months back

                                                          GOD BLESS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

                                                          • Pegasus
                                                            Pegasus  2 months back

                                                            Do not feel obligated to the British enterprise. The British plundered and murdered nearly a quarter of the world for their own profit, let's not pass it off as the age of enlightenment?

                                                            • Ivone de Figueiredo
                                                              Ivone de Figueiredo  2 months back

                                                              Pointillism! Good one.

                                                              • James Smithe
                                                                James Smithe  2 months back

                                                                So when CBS blanks out his finger, do they think no one can figure out what he's doing?

                                                                • hawkeye5955
                                                                  hawkeye5955  2 months back

                                                                  From airborne sexual harassment to a sausage themed hotel in Germany. lol

                                                                  • Mark Dowse
                                                                    Mark Dowse  2 months back

                                                                    First World problems............

                                                                    • Cheers Queers
                                                                      Cheers Queers  2 months back

                                                                      Killing it with the accents in this video😂😂

                                                                      • COLOURED LIONESS
                                                                        COLOURED LIONESS  2 months back

                                                                        Dont you just Love him?!?!? 😍😘

                                                                        • Em
                                                                          Em  2 months back

                                                                          She's an old wrinkled funky white honky or should I say cave-dwelling caviar eating cracker

                                                                          • Caf3in3
                                                                            Caf3in3  2 months back

                                                                            she's still alive ? she was old when i was a child and im 40

                                                                            • superhavi
                                                                              superhavi  2 months back

                                                                              4:30 I know he said "Knackwurst" but I understood "Nacktwurst" (nude sausage). Well, I really don't want to pet your nude sausage!

                                                                              • Cs Mitchell
                                                                                Cs Mitchell  2 months back

                                                                                Combine the Sausage Hotel concept with the Airline hookup concept and see where that story goes....

                                                                                • Dana Bennett
                                                                                  Dana Bennett  2 months back

                                                                                  That so-called picture of Jean-Michel Basquiat? He died at age 28 (not 54!!!) in 1988!!! Geez, Stephen, wake up your producer!

                                                                                  • misium
                                                                                    misium  2 months back

                                                                                    Plane crush! Ha. Really? Nobody sees it?
                                                                                    Crush? Crash?

                                                                                    • Lela Kovarik
                                                                                      Lela Kovarik  2 months back

                                                                                      I know how to restore paintings.

                                                                                      • Monique Ruriha
                                                                                        Monique Ruriha  2 months back

                                                                                        Focus in the Hugh successful USA President in Texas talk talk about the successful as always our President has in everything that he does, like soon your stupid and garbage show will be DOWN

                                                                                        • Adrian Goldsmith
                                                                                          Adrian Goldsmith  2 months back

                                                                                          Uou cxxx

                                                                                          • Ph@tMantv
                                                                                            Ph@tMantv  2 months back

                                                                                            I would love to see those filthy inbreeding child molesting greedy crooked royals get chased out of Britian TARRED and feathered.

                                                                                            • Vi W
                                                                                              Vi W  2 months back

                                                                                              As a Brit, I'm fed up of Brexit which is a travesty and the over 65s who voted it in put us in this positiin. As for the so called "royals", they can take a cruise off the planet and go to Pluto and rule there because I despise the concept of "royalty".

                                                                                              • Jemppu
                                                                                                Jemppu  2 months back

                                                                                                I'm watching this over and over: Stephens impressions are so DELICIOUS!

                                                                                                • HENRY THE RC CAR
                                                                                                  HENRY THE RC CAR  2 months back

                                                                                                  👂 👈 🤔