The Primate Tier List

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  • Published: 05 December 2017
  • Then, everything changed when the primates evolved.

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  • Joran van den berg
    Joran van den berg  5 hours back

    Is it mammal time?
    I think it's mammal time

    • orangutangu the orange lover

      The humans are bullys to other primates

      • ConsoleCleric
        ConsoleCleric  17 hours back

        Another broken ability for humans: Color vision. Although they sacrificed some dark vision for this, human color vision has a greater array than most animals and is helpful for memory establishment as well as identification.

        • cursed alien
          cursed alien  2 days back

          I think that humans’ tendency to pack-bond is also worth mentioning.

          • cursed alien
            cursed alien  2 days back

            You’re absolutely right that sweating is a super broken ability.

            • Kermit 2.0
              Kermit 2.0  2 days back

              EA: no intelligence

              • Matt black
                Matt black  3 days back

                The virgin prosimian:


                The CHAD simian

                • LCdark
                  LCdark  4 days back

                  OS Runescape?

                  • Inescape
                    Inescape  4 days back

                    Lol at the lowest scale of intelligence is ajit pai

                    • Smeggy Puss
                      Smeggy Puss  4 days back

                      human males also have the largest genital size of all primates


                      WE BEST

                      • Jake L
                        Jake L  7 days back

                        2:00 that's that disease game lol

                        • Icywarhammer500
                          Icywarhammer500  7 days back

                          We did nerf our intelligence skill. Flat earthers, antivaxx, entitled people

                          • Toki Lauri
                            Toki Lauri  2 days back

                            Actually our intelligence is increasing with time. We only began noticing the comparatively small number of these low-int players because Internet DLC allowed them to cooperate and spread their silly ideas.

                        • Icywarhammer500
                          Icywarhammer500  7 days back

                          “Oh god”
                          “Oh god is right boi”

                          • PRINCE KRAZIE
                            PRINCE KRAZIE  1 weeks back

                            Interesting that you say that eusocial insects have better social structures than humans.

                            • Spaded Sparrow
                              Spaded Sparrow  1 weeks back

                              Deep ocean meta

                              • Seyam Rahman
                                Seyam Rahman  1 weeks back

                                Lol love how EA has no intelligence

                                • timothy wong
                                  timothy wong  1 weeks back

                                  It is said that through a buff known as the Simian flu, a certain ape known as Caeser will become more powerful than humans as it grants both intelligence to apes and a decline in intelligence to humans. This might one day overthrow the humans as the top species and allow the apes to rise up to their place.

                                  • Joker Doesn't Dream of Harlequin Senpai

                                    But some human only have 20 INT

                                    • sQuibleable
                                      sQuibleable  1 weeks back

                                      Almost had an existential crisis here. What if I hadn’t mained human? I might not have the intelligence stat to get the debuff ‘contemplate mortality.’ But then again, my whole playstyle is based on intelligence.

                                      • Green Storm
                                        Green Storm  1 weeks back

                                        S tier is Diddy Kong, obviously. Ever since the 3.10 update

                                        • gerald frost
                                          gerald frost  1 weeks back

                                          suggestion for a future video:
                                          Rocks.
                                          Seriously, I was watching a geology vid, now this one.
                                          it was like peanut butter in one hand and chocolate in the other.
                                          In the past you did one on the democratic contenders for the president (hilarious, because it contained harsh truth), and while it could be argued that rocks are lower tier than most presidential candidates, the opposing argument has merit. Factors you could look at are hardness of rocks (diamond wins), most commonly played (Sand? Basalt? Iron?) Best rock plays? (A diamond will take her breath away: aka, that'll shut her up.) Most useful? (coal, cement, iron, silica) (or, "Buying GF") Most sought after (Gold? Copper? ) Highest value per gram? lowest value per ton (whale poop?) (lowest in the ocean, because it's on the bottom of the ocean) There's a lot of humor points, and a lot of ways to share information in your unique format.
                                          Of course, if you really want to go for the obvious, try the Rock Star tier for music. Which bands are over powered...

                                          • Bill Buttlicker
                                            Bill Buttlicker  1 weeks back

                                            6:54 Humans aren't the only species with players of varying skill levels.

                                            • Dr Shrekyll Beans
                                              Dr Shrekyll Beans  1 weeks back

                                              You forgot to mention that humans can actually heal way faster than almost any other build in the game. Granted they can't regrow limbs, but their ability to recover from injury and shock is incredibly high, their high endurance ensures that they can recover from anything that isn't immediately fatal. Human scar tissue forms much faster than most other builds, so that way any injury that would take months to heal for any other build, only takes weeks if not days for a human. This most likely to compensate for their lack of natural protection and their medical advancement cheats.

                                              • Ohh bbq sauce
                                                Ohh bbq sauce  2 weeks back

                                                Im not surprised if humans are low tier
                                                (Edit after watching the video) well shiiii.....

                                                • Halfdan Vilholmibsen
                                                  Halfdan Vilholmibsen  3 weeks back

                                                  the danes are at it again 7:19

                                                  • Lars inUrlaub
                                                    Lars inUrlaub  3 weeks back

                                                    great. Now i gotta watch legend of aang again for the 4th time.... nice video tho

                                                    • cheo DeMedici
                                                      cheo DeMedici  3 weeks back

                                                      Humans may be OP but we are the only class not being able to complete the ultimate goal lf the game : create a lasting ecosystem, we destroyed that. We destroy our own server and how can we play a game without a server

                                                      • Toki Lauri
                                                        Toki Lauri  2 days back

                                                        >we are the only class not being able to complete the ultimate goal lf the game : create a lasting ecosystem
                                                        No ecosystem is permanent. Also, with enough time, Earth can recover from the state of lifeless arid wasteland or snow-covered fridge to new cycle of everpresent blooming life.

                                                        Also no creature other than human can intentionally manipulate ecosystems, so we are the only species that can actually build and maintain ecosystems.

                                                      • platypi pope
                                                        platypi pope  3 weeks back

                                                        Humans have survived several apocalypse-level meta changes, i doubt they could make one that'd kill them off even if they tried

                                                    • Aman kodimela
                                                      Aman kodimela  3 weeks back

                                                      babish?

                                                      • Tray Percy
                                                        Tray Percy  3 weeks back

                                                        Was that a 'last avatar' intro

                                                        • Revan Nonaka
                                                          Revan Nonaka  3 weeks back

                                                          1:19 I saw what you did there.

                                                          FAAAAASN-Tastic!

                                                          • Wesley Goldsmith
                                                            Wesley Goldsmith  3 weeks back

                                                            Humans are the best build

                                                            *says the human main*

                                                            • Wesley Goldsmith
                                                              Wesley Goldsmith  3 weeks back

                                                              Teeth.
                                                              Claws.
                                                              Speed.
                                                              *JAWS*

                                                              • Yash Nanda
                                                                Yash Nanda  3 weeks back

                                                                Humans are so OP that a bunch of them just decided to stop gaining XP from other players
                                                                Cause it’s too unfair

                                                                • DeeJay Aech
                                                                  DeeJay Aech  3 weeks back

                                                                  Humans are open but probably have the most boring gameplay and are very prone to the depression debuff.

                                                                  • Lord Applesauce
                                                                    Lord Applesauce  3 weeks back

                                                                    *S P E E D*

                                                                    • TitaniumSpyBorgBear
                                                                      TitaniumSpyBorgBear  3 weeks back

                                                                      I personally disagree with two of your placements, I'd put chimps in S tier and Gorillas in A tier, why? Gorillas food source is down right pathetic, they idle all day eating low EXP plants, 90% of a gorilla player's day is spent trying to process their low exp food, meanwhile chimps eating meat have a much higher source of EXP, and thus I think should be higher on the tier list.

                                                                      • The Gaming Johnson
                                                                        The Gaming Johnson  3 weeks back

                                                                        Intelligence is the best stat

                                                                        • The Gaming Johnson
                                                                          The Gaming Johnson  3 weeks back

                                                                          0:00 avatar

                                                                          • Dojando
                                                                            Dojando  3 weeks back

                                                                            Thumbs up deserved! And I am just in the intro yet 😂

                                                                            • Nathan Murzyn
                                                                              Nathan Murzyn  3 weeks back

                                                                              This guy is biased, orangutans can be extremely intelligent builds by players using tools beyond their skill trees and are generally are the friendliest of all the primate players. Plus them fat cheeks provide an intimidation effect on other primates.

                                                                              • Gabriel Karapondo
                                                                                Gabriel Karapondo  3 weeks back

                                                                                An example of human’s being OP: they are the only build that can comprehend this tier list

                                                                                • casbott
                                                                                  casbott  3 weeks back

                                                                                  Okay, now I'm curious about how *old and new world monkeys* would do on each others servers.
                                                                                  Would any of them be _cane toads mark II?_

                                                                                  • Brody Smith
                                                                                    Brody Smith  3 weeks back

                                                                                    Zaboomafoo with the +70 int.

                                                                                    • JuanM Chavira
                                                                                      JuanM Chavira  3 weeks back

                                                                                      Humans can make every species go extinct with everything they have

                                                                                    • Miner Frags
                                                                                      Miner Frags  3 weeks back

                                                                                      Ea

                                                                                      • TheSpacedIsland
                                                                                        TheSpacedIsland  3 weeks back

                                                                                        I used eally pissed off at human players. They tended to make my current factions go extinct. But at the moment they are trying to prevent that more. They still are too OP and with most subfactions of the humans owning many of the Epic tier Nucelar Weapon item it makes me scared that they could crash the servers if they were to set them all off.

                                                                                        • Carl Joseph Velayo
                                                                                          Carl Joseph Velayo  4 weeks back

                                                                                          1:30 when I see A driver hit a kid

                                                                                          • Palash Kale
                                                                                            Palash Kale  4 weeks back

                                                                                            humans just broke the fucking game