The Rodent Tier List (Feat. RealLifeLore)

  • Published: 01 September 2018
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  • TierZoo
    TierZoo   10 months back

    It was super fun collabing to make this one!
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    • JoeBob69
      JoeBob69  4 days back

      I have always thought about how humans are considered, "The most intelligent species in the world". That's for human survival, not other animals. We don't know everything about other animals' survival tactics, they use it for their survival, and we use ours for our survival. Yeah, we may have a huge advantage, but that doesn't exactly mean we are the strongest. We have the ability to, but don't usually use it.

    • jason spence
      jason spence  2 months back

      You should make a game out of your videos itd be cool as hell.

    • AAAnt M
      AAAnt M  2 months back

      Where's the Guinea Pig???

    • Christian Uriostegui
      Christian Uriostegui  3 months back

      TierZoo Do a video on carnivorous plants!!

    • Christian Uriostegui
      Christian Uriostegui  3 months back

      Do a video on carnivorous plants!!

  • Laura Tenney
    Laura Tenney  16 hours back

    squirrels seem to thrive in the sub-biome of college campuses.

    • Hungarian Cuman
      Hungarian Cuman  16 hours back

      Hamsters are S+ tier

      • Bobby Blackbeard
        Bobby Blackbeard  1 days back

        and the wolverine is the porky's weakness as well

        • The Scarlet One
          The Scarlet One  1 days back

          I personally would rate rats higher on the tier list just because of their adaptability strats alone.
          Also the porcupine has many exploitation due to its low mobility. The prehensile tailed porcupine attempts to rectify this but at the cost of a good chunk of its defense.

          • MidnightWonko
            MidnightWonko  1 days back

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              MUS1C4L 1NSTRUMENTS  1 days back

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              • LC Officer UNIT 97
                LC Officer UNIT 97  1 days back

                The human base stats should be at all max (exept for HP.)

                Intelligence starts at 0, but gradually increases as the age increases.

                Attack can always be vary, with ease use of Melee, Ranged, and Splash damage, such as axes, Swords (Melee), Handguns, Rifles, Shotguns (Ranged), SMAWs, Grenades, and RPG's (Splash).

                Defence can always vary with what material we use, such as Iron/steel (in the medieval age) to Kevlar, as well as an entire bomb suit.

                Mobility is always varying, with the creation of Motorized vehicles, which can also add to attack, even if its on accident.

                HP is varied on lifestyle.

                And stealth, its a thing you have to develop. Alot of formal Militaries rely on stealth in their operations.

                • AgentXRifle
                  AgentXRifle  1 days back

                  Alberta is rat free 6:15
                  No one believes me, but if they even get a report of a rat player anywhere there, the humans quarantine and eliminate all them.

                  • rat
                    rat  1 days back

                    Yeah lets gooooo

                    • aromatic
                      aromatic  2 days back

                      Dude..... what about the chinchilla? I mean they're pretty great right....

                      • Aidan Murphy
                        Aidan Murphy  2 days back

                        Why do rats hate Alberta?

                        • irmuu sanaa
                          irmuu sanaa  2 days back

                          Asocial beaver? What kind of nightmare it that?,

                          • God
                            God  2 days back

                            Sorry for making humans so op, will be banned or nerfed in the new patch with global warming

                            • Dumbstupidperson
                              Dumbstupidperson  2 days back

                              What about the hamsters? I heard humans like to team up with them.

                              • Delicious DeBlair
                                Delicious DeBlair  2 days back

                                You TOTALLY left out THE MASTER RACE!!!


                                So smart they know how to square fold paper, they build plumbing systems, have the ability to communicate over 70 messages, can learn a new enemy on sight, and know how to manipulate other species of animals.

                                I dare say that Chipmunks are as intelligent as humans in many problem and puzzle solving departments, plus they have a strong engineering capability.

                                Not much attack or health, but a LOT of defense, intelligence and mobility!

                                • Deanzphx Gaming Channel

                                  Yes! 3 videos?! It's my birthday!!!

                                  • Lizard Mapping
                                    Lizard Mapping  3 days back

                                    2:35”in the game”

                                    • Lizard Mapping
                                      Lizard Mapping  3 days back

                                      0:33 this video is so high quality

                                      • Joshua Hunt
                                        Joshua Hunt  3 days back

                                        I once heard that porcupine builds have a ranged attack, although now it seems like that might’ve just been a fear campaign, for all I know.

                                        • Xtrm Sword
                                          Xtrm Sword  3 days back

                                          I’m a blue bird player and I got spawn killed by some douche

                                          • Misumi Kaminari
                                            Misumi Kaminari  4 days back

                                            miss me with that ad.
                                            i heard the pitch shift and stopped immediately.

                                            • Alberts Choise
                                              Alberts Choise  4 days back

                                              What about rabbits?

                                              • Tanasak KitIamkun
                                                Tanasak KitIamkun  4 days back

                                                It's crazy how noone else adapt quills like pocupines

                                                • alan young
                                                  alan young  4 days back

                                                  Can you do the cave tier list

                                                  • herobrineharry
                                                    herobrineharry  4 days back

                                                    6:16 ALBERTA STANDS ALONE AGAINST THE HORDE

                                                    • Walter Carvalho
                                                      Walter Carvalho  4 days back

                                                      You should have mentioned that the capivara has no natural predators in cities

                                                      • Alec Lindsay
                                                        Alec Lindsay  4 days back

                                                        wtf am i doing with my life

                                                        • kj
                                                          kj  5 days back

                                                          You forgot a LOT of rodents

                                                          • not_henrys_mom
                                                            not_henrys_mom  6 days back

                                                            I fear my little sister will turn in a karen

                                                            • Matt Noel
                                                              Matt Noel  7 days back

                                                              3:15 *the humans become offended*

                                                              • waffle man
                                                                waffle man  1 weeks back

                                                                Also falling off from trees

                                                                • Wisdom Fruit
                                                                  Wisdom Fruit  1 weeks back

                                                                  To learn anything as fast as possible that is my human build

                                                                  • Flu vaccine 777999
                                                                    Flu vaccine 777999  1 weeks back

                                                                    Remember the time the rats and the fleas teamed up to kill the humans but failed because they killed to fast? Those were toxic days.

                                                                    • ottodude555
                                                                      ottodude555  1 weeks back

                                                                      Eyewitness music!!

                                                                      • celladoth N-A
                                                                        celladoth N-A  2 weeks back

                                                                        so, who knows what the chipmunk vs. Cat intro is a reference to?

                                                                        • Tommy Gower
                                                                          Tommy Gower  2 weeks back

                                                                          What about the hamster?

                                                                          • wwp mom
                                                                            wwp mom  2 weeks back

                                                                            F: Lemmings are extinct.
                                                                            D: Should've gone off somewhere else.
                                                                            C: Yes, the best river builders after humans.
                                                                            B: Rat colonization (thanks humans)
                                                                            A: How about the black ones?
                                                                            S: So defense isn't useful huh?

                                                                            • wwp mom
                                                                              wwp mom  2 weeks back

                                                                              Gigantic rodent, bigger than a bull, is probably stronger than a rat.

                                                                              • Arkues
                                                                                Arkues  2 weeks back

                                                                                As an avid beaver fan what would be your advice for beaver players

                                                                                • menorak
                                                                                  menorak  2 weeks back

                                                                                  Oh come on, how can Capybara be ranked as D? Nothing else has that high charisma score (Although Tierzoo comes frighteningly close)

                                                                                  • menorak
                                                                                    menorak  2 weeks back

                                                                                    SEE WHAT I MEAN? Comment is up for 5 minutes on an almost year-old video and it got a heart. Makes me feel loved just ever so slightly less than a Capybara could.

                                                                                • MCM B
                                                                                  MCM B  2 weeks back

                                                                                  Should rats be allowed to have the “deadly disease” ability, talking about the plague here

                                                                                  • MCM B
                                                                                    MCM B  2 weeks back

                                                                                    I feel like flying squirrels deserve their own ranking apart from squirrels because they have the same stats except for mobility, which is significantly higher because they can glide when jumping from trees to make quick getaways or just to move from tree to tree faster

                                                                                    • MCM B
                                                                                      MCM B  2 weeks back

                                                                                      What about guinea pigs, hedgehogs, chinchillas, hamsters, and gerbils. Hedgehogs have the quill ability too. Chinchillas can clean themselves in dirt. Not to mention all four of these take advantage of the “Cute” Parasite ability, which allows them to leach off of humans by tricking humans into taking them as pets. Also the rat has extremely low stealth because they pee when they run (in fear). Also mice have many of the same stats as rats but are more sanitary and are cuter so they have the passive “cute” ability which makes humans less aggressive towards them

                                                                                      • MCM B
                                                                                        MCM B  2 weeks back

                                                                                        Never mind about the hedgehogs, they are not rodents, and are not related to porcupines, they are more closely related to shrews, which are surprisingly not rodents either

                                                                                    • King of the Ogres
                                                                                      King of the Ogres  2 weeks back

                                                                                      I think you’re underrating the rat. In the current human-dominated meta, no player on any server has adapted to take advantage of what few weaknesses there are in the human play-style as the rat has.

                                                                                      And let’s not forget the bubonic plague glitch that rat players exploited. Almost wiped humans off the European server!

                                                                                      Squirrel is the rodent hard counter to human? Please. Rat is S tier you need to L2P. And the mouse isn’t even listed! Mice players are so effective against human food resources that most human dominated servers lobby to outright ban the build

                                                                                      There’s a reason that Mouse and Rat are the two most ICONIC builds for the rodent class you’re going on about the squirrel build?!

                                                                                      • Sporedude135
                                                                                        Sporedude135  2 weeks back


                                                                                        How in the world does Alberta, Canada have no rats?

                                                                                        • Sporedude135
                                                                                          Sporedude135  2 weeks back

                                                                                          @Versauen Canada is secretly rat-free, we just don't know it yet. Alberta is the only state known for no rats.

                                                                                        • Versauen
                                                                                          Versauen  2 weeks back

                                                                                          anti-rat military

                                                                                      • Fatallica
                                                                                        Fatallica  2 weeks back

                                                                                        This shit is so cringe inducing

                                                                                        • biller bharma
                                                                                          biller bharma  2 weeks back

                                                                                          God tier: reviewbrah