HEY BABY! HEEEEY BABY!!! | Cards Against Humanity

  • Published: 02 June 2017
  • Cards Against Humanity sinks to even new lows in a brand new episode!
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Comments • 14 652

  • shadowolfgaming99
    shadowolfgaming99  2 hours back

    i have been killed by *WHEEZE*

    • Meowlishious
      Meowlishious  7 hours back

      *w h a t i f i f u c k e d y o u r n o s e*

      • Cheesey McCheese
        Cheesey McCheese  8 hours back


        • Nathan Hawk
          Nathan Hawk  10 hours back

          WhAt If I fUcKeD yOuR nOsE? Lmao!!! 😂😂😂

          • Samantha Winstead
            Samantha Winstead  16 hours back

            What color box was this

            • Cameron Chamberlain
              Cameron Chamberlain  1 days back

              Markiplier:let's talk about whale "mating"
              Me:with 00

              • Chloe Szathmary
                Chloe Szathmary  1 days back

                I have witnessed satan himself at work

                • Ryuu Drazyl
                  Ryuu Drazyl  1 days back

                  I liked how the black cards changed colors reflecting the "M" light behind Mark 😊

                  • Jayden Croke
                    Jayden Croke  1 days back

                    why is it so funny to watch people play this game?

                    • sam x
                      sam x  1 days back

                      @ 1:57 turn speed up to 2

                      • Kaden Seger
                        Kaden Seger  1 days back

                        Just change everything to prince Ali fabulous he Ali ababua

                        • Gamerz
                          Gamerz  2 days back


                          He will be Heapass

                          • Lunar Weirdo
                            Lunar Weirdo  2 days back

                            "No ow! What if I fucked your nose!"
                            -Mark a few years ago

                            • Lunar Weirdo
                              Lunar Weirdo  2 days back

                              The whale scene!!! *wheezes* THE WHALE SCENE!

                              • Lunar Weirdo
                                Lunar Weirdo  2 days back

                                Help! *Wheeze*

                                • JIMINS ABS AND HIS JAMS R MINE Benjamin

                                  "I really like 8th graders"


                                  • Wolfy Chan
                                    Wolfy Chan  2 days back

                                    Ethan:...Total fucking chaos club!
                                    Mark: That sounds awesome!
                                    Me: Ikr!

                                    • ForeverAfandom
                                      ForeverAfandom  3 days back

                                      Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t a whale’s friend hold it up while it and the other whale on top do the do?

                                      • delta series big daddy from bioshock

                                        Am I hearing Ethan X Mark? Ship it.

                                        • terrarian the warrior
                                          terrarian the warrior  3 days back

                                          He's the lord of akney

                                          • done 24/7
                                            done 24/7  3 days back

                                            They legit sit from skinniest to thickest lol so cute

                                            • Aimlovesmusic 14
                                              Aimlovesmusic 14  3 days back

                                              I didn’t know what they were talking about till 4:45 happened

                                              • The Albino Wolf
                                                The Albino Wolf  3 days back

                                                I like Ethan's sense of humor

                                                • Little Owl plays
                                                  Little Owl plays  3 days back

                                                  when i guessed hos card was whos i got them all right

                                                  • Asbestos Fish
                                                    Asbestos Fish  4 days back

                                                    _either my phone dies, or I take the earphones out._

                                                    • Lia
                                                      Lia  4 days back

                                                      In Ethan and I'm 14

                                                      • Josh Jacobs
                                                        Josh Jacobs  4 days back


                                                        • Random Boi
                                                          Random Boi  5 days back

                                                          I could hear mark saying “maximal insertion” over Tyler and Ethan laughing

                                                          • IRON salasik
                                                            IRON salasik  6 days back


                                                            • we each
                                                              we each  6 days back

                                                              Why is the card changing color

                                                              • The Potato Army
                                                                The Potato Army  6 days back

                                                                One of the funniest videos. I'm wheezing in laughter xD

                                                                • Jolie Rankin
                                                                  Jolie Rankin  6 days back

                                                                  Who else got flashbacks from when Suga went "YEEEAAAHHH BABY" by the title😂😂😂

                                                                  • artist.exe_error
                                                                    artist.exe_error  6 days back

                                                                    Only been 40 seconds and there has already been a existential crisis

                                                                    • Konnall Bunting
                                                                      Konnall Bunting  6 days back

                                                                      Why does Mark look like a vegan in this vid.

                                                                      • ppitch54
                                                                        ppitch54  1 weeks back

                                                                        Ethan looks like Joey Mills

                                                                        • chahid gamer
                                                                          chahid gamer  1 weeks back

                                                                          At 0:17 Ethan looks dead inside

                                                                          • William Jenoves
                                                                            William Jenoves  1 weeks back

                                                                            When you guys were talking about the whales f*cking it reminded me of how only 40% of the Male whales sperm goes in the female whale and 10% doesn't go in and then people ask why the ocean so sultry. XD OwO

                                                                            • Katelynn the Llama
                                                                              Katelynn the Llama  1 weeks back

                                                                              Am I the only one who heard Daniel Radcliffe’s delicious ass hole like I was looking for cards against muggles but I went to this instead and I got bolth

                                                                              • ItzInsanity -Music-
                                                                                ItzInsanity -Music-  1 weeks back

                                                                                tHE CAPTIONS AT 2:05 kcvalhkbha

                                                                                • Olivia Rhyne
                                                                                  Olivia Rhyne  1 weeks back

                                                                                  For some reason it’s so weird when Ethan cusses
                                                                                  He is too much of a bean

                                                                                  • Mia's space
                                                                                    Mia's space  1 weeks back

                                                                                    This is why i love Ethan because he imagines horses with no lags and laughs

                                                                                    • Are you Uncomfortable yet?

                                                                                      0:10 and I'm 14-

                                                                                      • Emily Whittington
                                                                                        Emily Whittington  1 weeks back

                                                                                        Im Ethan and im 14 slaying all these women with my massive peen

                                                                                        • hanna Pope
                                                                                          hanna Pope  1 weeks back

                                                                                          Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali ababwa! left this stain on my couch, definitely!

                                                                                          • Prototype X
                                                                                            Prototype X  1 weeks back

                                                                                            MAXIMAL INSERTION

                                                                                          • ShawnManTheBoi
                                                                                            ShawnManTheBoi  2 weeks back

                                                                                            I thought Tyler was the smart one

                                                                                            • Lily Blackstock
                                                                                              Lily Blackstock  2 weeks back

                                                                                              0:11 and I’m 14 slaying all these women with my massive peeen

                                                                                              • earnest a
                                                                                                earnest a  2 weeks back

                                                                                                Ethan is lizu bro I'm telling the truth