CHEATING DEATH!! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #3

  • Published: 09 September 2016
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Comments • 11 788

  • PhantomBlitz420
    PhantomBlitz420  14 hours back

    Mark is a master of war and poop

    • Mahima Bhat
      Mahima Bhat  5 days back

      God he's so good looking it hurts to look at him and his voice gawd 😭❤

      • Screamy
        Screamy  5 days back

        awww mark's almost gained 10m since this ;0; he's come so far !!

        • Screamy
          Screamy  5 days back

          oh shit actually he's a lot closer to 24m than i thought

      • Jesse Good
        Jesse Good  6 days back

        now go back and count how many times mark said "from way down town"

        • Shin Shyn
          Shin Shyn  1 weeks back

          Die,Markiplier.Fuck you!

          • Dinh Pham Cong
            Dinh Pham Cong  2 weeks back

            *I watched this video 6 times before. But it's recommend, I forgot the good title so I clicked it again*

            • KELVIN HARRISON
              KELVIN HARRISON  2 weeks back

              Markiplier you suck 🖕🖕🖕👎👽😡🤬😠😡🤬😠😡🤬😡🤬😠😡😠😠🤬😡🤬😠😠🤬😠😠🤬🤬

              • Lyra Saruman
                Lyra Saruman  3 weeks back


                • Sanjeev Kumar
                  Sanjeev Kumar  3 weeks back

                  6:10 - why 😂😂😂😂

                  • Rolly Sagun
                    Rolly Sagun  3 weeks back


                    • BuckyRedTeam
                      BuckyRedTeam  3 weeks back

                      "Why would anyone have spearmen? They don't make goddamn sense." - The White Army

                      • HotRedStaaang
                        HotRedStaaang  3 weeks back

                        "crotch rockets" made my day. 5:37

                        • Alex Kristoff
                          Alex Kristoff  4 weeks back

                          7:22 is chaos

                          • Gregory Shell
                            Gregory Shell  1 months back

                            Shut up 💩 head

                            • Kaile Gordon
                              Kaile Gordon  1 months back

                              To everyone who does that 2018 2019 and so forth nobody gives a fuck what year your watching it in

                              • Rei ThePlayer IDK
                                Rei ThePlayer IDK  2 months back

                                i think he is called
                                One punch man!

                                • CJBit
                                  CJBit  2 months back

                                  I'm just curious. How come you never play a total war game? I would love to see you play medieval total war or something.

                                  • Retbullwngs
                                    Retbullwngs  2 months back

                                    6:38 R.I.P. me of laughter

                                    • Dude Plays
                                      Dude Plays  2 months back

                                      Red and Blue Battle, 2016 HD

                                      • dodgeman20131015
                                        dodgeman20131015  2 months back

                                        I love those googly eyes

                                        • Brian Lombardi
                                          Brian Lombardi  2 months back

                                          Mark, you're not mature

                                          • Draco Braving
                                            Draco Braving  2 months back

                                            7:34 *Disregard the arrow filled rock*

                                            • Doge Anderson
                                              Doge Anderson  2 months back


                                              • Terminal Matrix
                                                Terminal Matrix  2 months back

                                                Mark: you can't Pena trait thi- 'screams in pleasure'

                                                • Darlene Chapman
                                                  Darlene Chapman  2 months back

                                                  Hi there my name is Trent

                                                  • Kyle Perrine
                                                    Kyle Perrine  2 months back


                                                    • Cassie M
                                                      Cassie M  2 months back

                                                      Pewds Simulator 2018/9

                                                      • Joshua Soto
                                                        Joshua Soto  2 months back

                                                        Mark is an old man he says

                                                        • Corwin Harris
                                                          Corwin Harris  2 months back

                                                          That music was HELLA FUNNY to the situation 4:20😂😂😂😂

                                                          • Guardian Of Strategy
                                                            Guardian Of Strategy  2 months back

                                                            Please play the New Tabs

                                                            • LUKE FDM2
                                                              LUKE FDM2  2 months back

                                                              4:00 funniest scene in the video seriously i been laughing for 10 mins long but i dont understand whats happening but i think im to young to know

                                                              • Yoler XD
                                                                Yoler XD  2 months back

                                                                I think 200 chariot vs 200 Balista's

                                                              • ZacDaDudePlays
                                                                ZacDaDudePlays  2 months back

                                                                Since the thing you just said I do not think you can take care of yourself

                                                                • shark video with croc
                                                                  shark video with croc  2 months back

                                                                  I like Rocky and creed

                                                                  • Francis Blardony
                                                                    Francis Blardony  2 months back

                                                                    8:23 *that's what she said*

                                                                    • Project Zorgo Gaming
                                                                      Project Zorgo Gaming  2 months back

                                                                      My HuMaN fOrM Is AlMoSt DeAd FrOm A fOuR WhEeLeR cRaSh!!!!

                                                                      • L. Tyra
                                                                        L. Tyra  2 months back

                                                                        What the heck they just lazely run into each other then lay down dead😂😂😂😂😂

                                                                        • Random_Gacha_Kid Random_Gacha_Girl

                                                                          Am I the only one who found "so suck on that, I'm an old man" hilarious 0:10

                                                                          • Izuku Midoriya
                                                                            Izuku Midoriya  2 months back

                                                                            Stop twerking!

                                                                            • Beatrix Bredt
                                                                              Beatrix Bredt  3 months back

                                                                              I was eating rocky road ice cream and nearly choked on a peanut butter cup i was laughing so hard!!! 😂

                                                                              • Jessica Doolin
                                                                                Jessica Doolin  3 months back


                                                                                • Kimberly Huddleston
                                                                                  Kimberly Huddleston  3 months back

                                                                                  So glad you didn’t die. If you died I would go fUcK my self in a creek

                                                                                  • Luke Stover
                                                                                    Luke Stover  3 months back

                                                                                    *SPANK THAT RUMP*

                                                                                    • TectnoBizmo
                                                                                      TectnoBizmo  3 months back

                                                                                      What the hell was that intro?

                                                                                      • CrimsonGD
                                                                                        CrimsonGD  3 months back

                                                                                        anyone else watching 4 days after the games release on steam? and who else is downloading the game in the background right now

                                                                                        • Owen Samuels
                                                                                          Owen Samuels  3 months back

                                                                                          YoUr RaNGe DoSe NoThinG wheN TheYre huMPinG you FroM eAIthEr Side

                                                                                          • No Name
                                                                                            No Name  3 months back

                                                                                            Western front in a nutshell 7:32